怪兽的家

这个应该在前面写的可是忘记了
在以前的时候怪兽它是会自己开门出来
晚上的时候自己跑回家的
可是它不会自己关门啦
因为晚上会有果子狸出来咬它
所以要帮它关门
没有锁上啦
然后早上它就会用嘴巴把门琢开
可是现在它坏蛋了
它都站在它生蛋的椅子上睡觉
要赶它才会回家笼子


这个就是它的笼子


这是它生蛋的地方

Monster's House

This should be write at the first part
but i forget
Last time monster she will open the door her self and come out
At night she will go back her house her self
but she dont know to close the door la
because at night will got raccoon bite her
so have to close the door
but dint lock it
then at the morning she will push the door by her mouth
but now she become noughty, dont want go back her house
she stand at the chair where she lay egg
have to push her only she go back

This is her house
This is the place she lay egg

怪兽有时会帮忙

怪兽真的有时会帮忙
它帮忙做什么呢？
哈哈想不到吧
就是帮忙吃蚊子
我妈妈在外面做东西时
会有蚊子站在它的脚叮
怪兽看到就会把蚊子吃掉
忘了说，怪兽它的一只眼睛是瞎的
所以它看东西很准以下的

Monster some time will be helpful

How helpful can she be, can't guess leh.
The answer is, help to eat mosquito
When my mother doing some work outside
And there was mosquito bite my mom's leg
If monster saw it, she will eat the mosquito
Forget to tell, monster is blind one eye 1
So she can accurate detect where is the mosquito position.

怪兽不认得我了

我以为怪兽不认得我了
上个星期我没有出声，然后就开门出去。
我一出去的时候，怪兽就快快跑过来跟着我。
通常它看到我出来，他都跑 远远的。
因为他怕我那水射它屁股。
然后我就说怪兽不认得我了。
我一出声罢了，他就跑远远了。
原来他是没有看到我是谁，
因 为我高它很多，哈哈。

Monster Doesn't Recognize Me

I thought Monster does not recognize me
Last week I din say any thing, then i open the door and went out
Once i when out, the Monster quickly come and follow me
Usually she saw me, she will walk very far from me
Because she scare I use water to clean her butt
So i thought she doesn't recognize me
Then i said: Monster doesn't recognize me anymore
After i sound out, then she ran far far away
Haha, she couldn't see who i am
Because i am much more taller than her...Haha..

有义气的鱼

我家有养一缸孔雀鱼和箭鱼
然后我又买了一条红尾孔雀鱼
那条红尾孔雀鱼很好打
我把它和其他鱼放在一起样
他一看到箭鱼就咬着 它的尾巴不放
有一条小条的孔雀鱼看到就上前咬着那条红尾孔雀鱼的鱼翅（手）
我看到着样惟有把红尾孔雀鱼分开养在小缸里
然后我就出 去吃火锅，回来后它不见了
原来它跳了出来，可能不习惯小缸
原本是养它自己一条在桶里面的
想不到鱼也会讲义气。

Fish Also Got "Yi Hei" (Friendship)
I got keep some guppy and sword fish
Then i buy a new red tail guppy
That red tail guppy very aggressive
I put the red tail guppy and other fish together in a same aquarium
When he saw the other sword fish he bite his tail and doesn't wanted to release
Another small guppy saw this, then he go and bite the red tail guppy fin
I saw this happen, so i have to separate them and put the red tail guppy to another small aquarium
Then i go out eat steamboat, after i come back
The red tail guppy was missing
He jump out from the aquarium
Maybe he did not get use to small aquarium
Last time i was keep him in a pail

鸡跌倒

上次讲到鸡跌倒
现在就讲它是怎样跌倒啦
我看到它从很斜的山坡上下来
一只脚站不稳就滑下来了
它还察到屁股呢
从此以 后，它宁愿绕路也不要走回那条很斜的路

Chicken Fall Down

The last post i did talk about the chicken fall down
Now i describe how she fall down
That day i saw her come down from an abrupt slope
Then she could not balance her self and fall down form the slope
And she knock her butt
After that day, she rather takes more far distance to avoid that slope.

最好笑的动物

以前在学院的时候
我和朋友下课吃饭闲聊时
朋友问我看过最好笑的动物
我就说狗会笑
然后他就说要亲眼看到的
然后我就 说＂鸡跌倒＂
他们听到后，笑了很久一下
有的笑到还趴在椅子上
他们想像不到鸡怎样跌到
呵呵，你有在笑吗？

The Funnies Animal

During diploma that time
my friend ask me which funnies animal i have been before
then i tell him dog know how to smile
then he said have to be really been by me
then i said "chicken fall down"
after they heard i said, they laugh for a long time
they cannot image how chicken fall down
did you laugh also? Haha

鸡也不爽人家笑它

已经是几年前的事了
那时候它在换毛其间就脱了很多毛
尾巴长长的毛都脱光了
剩下短短的毛
整只鸡看起来圆圆的
当时我 就帮它取了一个花名
叫＂无尾鸡＂
有一天我站在门口
看到它正在走回来
我就笑它＂哈哈哈哈，无尾鸡＂
它听到之后它就 掉头走去别边了。

Chicken also will feel "Beh Song"

Few years ago, that time she was molt
So she gets depilation (drop a lot of old feather)
Her tail longer feather almost all gone
Only left some short fur.
The whole chicken looks like a ball
Then I give her a nick name
Called her "Mou Mei Gai" (Chicken without tail)
One day i stand in front of the door
And she was on the way walking back
Then I laugh at her "Hahahaha, Mou Mei Gai"
After she heard what i said
Then she U-turn back go another way

怪兽名字的由来

怪兽的名字其实是我取的啦
因为它的身材怪怪的
凸出来一快快的
它吃饱饱后肚子更凸
跟其它鸡都不一样
所以就叫它怪售 咯

之后我每次看到它都叫它怪兽
久而久之它就听懂它的名字
就算没有看到它，只要叫它的名字
它就会 跑回来（有时要看 它 的心情啦）
然后我就给它东西吃咯

有一次我叫我的 表弟叫它
它也一样会跑回来
我妈妈和弟弟都知道
可是我妈 妈和弟弟都paiseh
不要叫它的名字
我 弟弟喜欢装小鸟叫叫他回来。

How Monster Gets Her Name
Actually is I give her this name de la
Because her body shape looks weird
Doesn't looks like other chicken slim slim 1
So I call her Monster lo

So every time I saw her I will call her name
As time pass by, she gets to know her name liao
Even you dint saw her around, you just call her name
then she will come back (some times have to depend her mode la)
then i will give her food

Got 1 time, i called my cousin try to call her name
her also will come back
my mom and brother also know
but they don't like to call her "Monster"
my brother like to pretend birds sound to call her